playing in the combi

I don't even know which was killing more. So here I am in the combi sitting second row at the edge. So woman has her baby next to me, and since kid from behind keeps reaching to play with the baby. So at first it was fine cause I was watching an episode of weird loners on my tab. Then someone from the c
Back got out and the hwindi goes garisanai 4-4. So now I was sitting next to the kid uya. So this kid sees my tab and she keeps reaching for it. Now I know peeps be like come on its innocent but to be honest I won't even let Ana play with it lol so there. So as she keeps reaching I notice a rather dark shade of black under her nails. Honestly I just couldn't. So now her and her dad keep fidgeting and I start getting wiffs of sweat. So jus as I'm about to think of going to sit in the row in front a lady with hips that don't lie got in and now they had to sit 4-4. Weighing up the options my kids with the crusty nails was a no brainier. To be fair I'm sure the first lady I sat with winced when I got in cause my hips also tell a story Kikiki but hey nothing but love for my fellow combi riders you make the ride home ever so colourful arousing reactions through sight, smell. ‪#‎combidiaries‬

tale of the late combi

So combi time again smile emoticon so i took one to work this time and nicely left my house at 06:30 so that i could catch my bus to work. So First mistake taking a combi that was going in the opposite direction. I felt a sign of relieve as we turned into helensvale road or whatever its called until we then turned down the road going to pandari. The oh so familiar feeling of having made a mistake started settling in. I know I don't like combis that speed but no man this was too much. Must we move at 10km/hr seriously WE ARE TRYING TO GET TO WORK. It just continued on a downhill trend where we found ourselves behind a truck struggling up enterprise road packed with bales of tobacco and the tobacco owners trailing behind. Mind you the window would not close i kept winding and it just would not budge and this truck was smoking the heck. So eventually we made it to town at 07:40 by which time the bus had already left and if i didn't want to be late i would have to catch one of those city "taxis" not sure what the street term for them is lol. So here we are all 9 of us in a honda fit YES NINE. It was a short distance but yoh i felt every bit of it honestly. So I then drop off by chinhoyi and I am walking as fast as my little fat legs will move to try catch another combi to now take me to workington. As luck would have It none of the combis had people so now the waiting game for the combi to fill up. It eventually gets full and then we are on our way. Boom we get to the lytton traffic light and there is a traffic jam like no other. Go figure the day you are late is when things like this happen. The best thing to happen was bumping into the HR officer from work as and catching a lift to get me to work at exactly 08:01 LOL almost made it in time. Until my next escapade smile emoticon ‪#‎combidiaries‬

riding in combis with babies

Today eish. So I get into the combi and sit next to the lady sitting behind the driver. So first mistake the lady sitting next to me had two kids. She ain't paying for seats for them one is sitting on her lap, the other one pakadoma (combi lingo). Then another lady sits next to me and also has two kids. Then the ever so unfriendly wiff of dried wee on a towel hit me. There is nowhere to turn cause it's on both sides. So now there r two kids pakadoma and the one directly in front of me keeps getting handsy. Wrong day to wear a dress. Apa his little hands r so dirty eish I fought everything within me to his chill lol bless his heart. So now he fell asleep and his mom kept hitting him sayin wake up ah give a kid a break. So as if the combi wasn't full enough two people not willing to wait decided no ndino plier lol (who knows how this spelt). So now mommy 2 with wet baby on her back is nyatso leaning in and I'm like eish can we get there already. Then que the one dude plying falling asleep and also leaning in. There must be a name for the phobia I was feeling right then too much all at once. So I'll stop there.‪#‎combidiaries‬