So i have already posted a few on fb but il try catch them all here
So we got to market square to look for a combi to go to
chinhoyi and the only two seats left next to each other wer by ths dude who was
busy getting soaked on the what I believe is the skippers version of brandy,
compared to this, bootleg is a premium brand.
As we r driving away this dude
starts pouring his concoction into his beer mug and does he not jus spill booze
on the chic to his ryt, she was so not impressed but this guy jus mumbles some
apology. So he sees the 2 guys in the
front seat falling asleep on each other then he goes "ah are those 2 guys
sleeping on each other, they mus really be enjoying their sleep" (im
translating for my none shone readers bt it was smthn like “ah maface 2 here
akararirana yah hope dzirikunaka” so the whole combi starts packing out and
these dude wake up not knowing they are the butt of a joke. Now this guy kept trying to get his fone out
of his pocket meanwhile anga achidya pru mahalf (literal translation getting
free feels of pru) now he got mad cz pru wudnt speak with him then he goes
"people want to get mad at u for drinkin when you bought ur own
booze", ah dude yeah cz ur spillin
ur cheap booze on us, apa we going to a kitchen tea party and we r late last
thng u need is peeps smellin u and scheming ur late cz u stopped for a drink at
the shabeen for a couple of drinks and i say shabeen cz thers no pub tht wud
sell wat he was drinkin kikikiki. Apa now
the guy behind me kept leaning forward onto my seat and im thinkin eh mukwasha
can I sit properly without feeling like you are tryn to feel up on me. When some peeps got out by the mutorashanga
turn off me and pru decided to save ourselves and move to the back. If only I had known that this was a non
starter. If ur tall or a fattie u know
zim combis are a tight squeeze apa the folding seats jus aren’t secure. So now the chic in front of me is sitting
like she on a recliner and I kp pushin her forward to say aikazve hello my
knees cnt take ur weight but sviiii she even took me seriously nd continued on
her way.
Obviously what you can get from this is
1. I have
personal space issue.
2. Never sitting next to someone drinking in a combi no
matter how late you are.
3. You can always get a good laugh from a combi trip u jus have to pay attention and it will happen to you
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