Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Sunday 28 October

Charity's mom was throwing her a kitchen tea in chinhoyi so me and pru were catching a combi to chinhoyi which is like 2 hrs away give or take a police road block or toll gate.
 
so go figure im late to meet Purdie town.  So the first the combi i take from home to town, thers this dude drivin like he's mal. first they dnt come pick me from my road then this dude starts driving in reverse with on coming traffic coming his way and all im thinking is why had u turned around when u could see me waving u down like a mad woman.  but luckily he then swapd with this other dude and lone behold do i not jus see that this dude had been drivin crazy coz he was stoned drunk and still drinkin. so i figure ah well we r safe nw, lil did i know we wer only safe from traffic on the road but not from this nutters verbal diarrhea (i had to google tht spelling lol u dnt wanna kw hw id spelt it before kikikiki)  
So this nigga starts arassin anyone and everyone he can, first he asks this chic sitting next to him for water and when she gvs him he goes "do u go to church if u do lessings are coming ur way" so at this stage im thinkin ah thts cool. but no no no he wasnt done as she was leavin the combi he then goes "sister if ur ude dnt marry u come to me and ndinokunyenga" so nw erbody in the combi is packin. then he went on to his next target.  this lil chic was listenin to her music and he starts saying hey hey hey you short hair yakakufita (translation short hair suits you)  dnt change it, hey yah it looks so nice."  so this chic didnt even twitch coz she had earphones on, then he kept tryna get her attention but only succeeded when half the people got off by the fly over.  mind u combi drivers and hwindis are egtting a bad rep for impregnating school girls so in my head i was jus thinking Lord I hope this girl dnt fall these drunken sweet nothings coz if she does its late for her.

1 comment:

  1. Still wish i could narrat the Troutbeck one in the exact wrds of the drunk guy...

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